Look, Ma! I wrote archangelcest porn that has an actual plot!
Srsly, the plot:sex ratio is at least 4:1. I think that's some kind of record.

Title: Only You That I Do
Author: secondplatypus
Pairing: Michael/Lucifer
Rating: R
Warnings: mild pre-series (and creation of humanity) AU, archangelcest, a small dose of wing!kink, a little angst/family drama, mutual ( Read more... )

Title: How You Remind Me
Author: secondplatypus
Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Sam, Gabriel
Rating: PG for mild language
Warnings: authorial laziness (in the form of unexplained age regression), schmoop, and a dose of Gabriel ex machina
Word Count: 1413
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened. No copyright infringement intended.

Summary: Sam is a child again, smack dab ( Read more... )

Title: Old Time Rock & Roll
Author: secondplatypus
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: disgusting, ridiculous schmoop, pervy Gabriel, and a teensy bit of Sam-angst
Word Count: 883
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never happened.

Summary: On a beautiful Beltane, Gabriel shows Sam how to party like it's 1129

Author's Note: For the "holiday - different traditions ( Read more... )

I'm hopelessly behind on comment replies.
I'll try to work on that over the next few days.

Title: Why Don't You and I?
Author: secondplatypus
Pairing: Bobby/Crowley
Rating: PG for brief kissing
Warnings: Schmoop and schmangst
Word Count: 865
Disclaimer: Not mine. Didn't happen.

Summary: Crowley stops by to wish Bobby a happy birthday, and they have a ( Read more... )

Title: Livin' La Vida Loca
Author: secondplatypus
Pairing: Bobby/Crowley (pre-slash)
Rating: mild PG-13 for mentions of drunkenness and a bit of bad language
Warnings: light schmoop and a smidgeon of language
Word Count: 1063
Disclaimer: Not mine. Didn't happen.

Summary: In the middle of an ass-cold South Dakota winter, Bobby wakes up on a tropical island ( Read more... )

Title: For Your Entertainment (23/27)
Pairing: Dean/Castiel with background Sam/Gabriel and very background Bobby/Crowley
Rating: R
Warnings: girl!Dean, het (non-explicit m/genderswapped m oral sex), language, Gabriel in all his glory, fpreg in a genderswapped body, more language, snark, and glitter in that chronological order, with schmoop for ( Read more... )

Title: Slide (22nd chapter in the sequence of events, 12th chapter posted thus far)
Pairing: girl!Dean/girl!Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: schmoop, genderswap, genderswap femmeslash, explicit oral sex, and Gabriel being himself.
Spoilers: none. Set in September, a year after Dean and Castiel's first kiss in this 'verse.
Word Count: 1281
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Title: Into the Night (11/27)
Pairings: Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, Bobby.
Rating: PG
Warnings: schmoop
Spoilers: none
Word Count: 636
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened, no profit made

Summary: Gabriel shows up on New Year's Eve with a box of pyrotechnic celebration aids and the boys get their multicolored flame on.

Author's Note: for the " ( Read more... )

Title: I'm Your Man (10/27)
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex, schmoop, and a little handprint kink.
Spoilers: none
Word Count: 731
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never happened.

Summary: In which Castiel loses his virginity and Dean lets a little something slip.

Author's Notes: for the wild card (making love) square of my schmoop bingo ( Read more... )

Title: Come On, Get Higher (9/27)
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13 for language, blood, and boy-kisses. and a brief mention of a Dean-stiffy
Warnings: schmoop, semi-graphic descriptions of flesh wounds
Spoilers: none
Word Count: 1071-ish.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never happened. No profit made.

Summary: Dean is hurt by a big, mean werewolf. ( Read more... )